I posted earlier about Mimi’s party in Vegas on Saturday. It was held at 1OAK. Over at 1OAK in the Hamptons, on the same night, JLO was celebrating her 46th birthday. And showing you what 46 looks like on her. Which is…

That f-cking body.

I mean, it’s what she wants us to be looking at it, isn’t it? 

For me though, as much as the focus is on the prime parts of her body, I like the illusion of the cap sleeve that’s been created here. Here’s a case for 46 > 26. She’s ridiculous.

But I have to bring this situation down, unfortunately. Because Slum Bear was there in baby blue, holding her hand.