A trailer for Jennifer Lopez’s new movie The Boy Next Door was released yesterday. It comes out in January, not exactly a month for quality pictures. But…I’m totally seeing this.

And to all my friends out there, I know what you’re thinking and SHUT UP, this is not my life.

So JLO’s a single mother high school teacher and there’s a hot teen living next door and, well, they f-ck and then he goes all Fatal Attraction on her and this sh-t is SO terrible it’s brilliant. Brilliant.

Come on!

You love it.

I love imagining what she and her management team would have been thinking when they read the script, and all these lines. Like…

“I love your mother’s cookies.”

OK so right after that, what is her reaction? OMG I have to do this movie?

This might be the best thing you see all day.