Jennifer Lopez went shopping yesterday in a pair of cuuuuuute black patent leather oxfords. I didn’t see Slum Bear with her and I haven’t seen him with her in a couple of weeks so, you know, I was wondering whether or not we’d moved past this phase, finally.

Nope.

She went out for dinner with him last night to celebrate Thalia getting her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Thalia is married to Tommy Mottola who was married to Mariah Carey. OF COURSE the Slum Lover would have wanted to be there. Any chance to shove his face up on influential power players. You think he drives around on his own in her Rolls? From bees to Rolls Royces…