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Y’all know I hate this bitch. But as much as I can’t stand her, the carpet belonged to Alba. It was appropriate, it was gorgeous, it was not out of her element, it was sass and vavoom, it had a gorgeous back, and it was utterly and completely HER. 

So the question is – what exactly is Jessica Alba up to? Fashion week in Paris and Milan, a marked attempt to reinvent a classier image, suddenly the sweetest girl on a junket, all smiles, on her best behaviour, vying for more serious roles…could it be that Miss Attitude was told to get a personality makeover in a bid for legitimate actressdom? How many Jennifer Anistons do we need in this town???

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