Jessica Simpson updated Instagram a few hours ago with this shot of her being groped by her baby father Eric Johnson. She’s wearing a headband with bunny ears. So that’s how she spent Easter.
And this is what happened on April Fool’s Day:
And this is Valentine’s Day:
So the message here, the one I’m getting at least, is that whenever there’s a holiday, no matter what the holiday, if you’re Porny, you’re f-cking.
Starting not to be able to tell the difference between her and LeAnn Rimes. Simpson is MUCH richer but it all comes out the same wash, non?