Will this girl ever learn? Or will that pervy Joe ever let her just live her love instead of selling her love? And every other aspect of her life?

Jess graces the cover of the new issue of Glamour and reveals many private details about her relationship with Tony Romo during the interview. Like… private. Like how she’s “in love”. Like how they met. Like their first date. Their first kiss.

The article totally made my life. Of course it did. Satisfying smut in every way.

But for a girl who has problems hanging on to a guy under the glare of the spotlight, this wasn’t exactly the way to go about it. Then again, despite the fact that she looks better these days, Jessica hasn’t changed much.

She is still the girl who dresses for guys. She is still the girl who is defined by the guy. And she pretty much says so herself:

“(Tony) reintroduced me to myself. I thought that I had to be deeper, more profound and more artsy. You change with the guys you date. Tony taught me that because he loves me [as me]. He made me feel comfortable [being myself] again.”

Note the reference there to John Mayer?

Jess goes on to describe how Tony wanted to kiss her even before the entrée arrived the first time he took her out:

"I was taken aback....The fact that this guy, on our first date, in the first 10 minutes of dinner, wanted to lean over the table and say, "This is my girl, and I want to kiss her" -- our first kiss in front of everybody -- was awesome."

Kinda sweet, non?

Seriously. I love them together. Which is why I want them to STAY together. But it won’t happen if she keeps running her mouth. And considering that Romo is pretty much a textbook male, confirming their commitment publicly is almost like flashing a ring around. Can he resist the urge to run?

Jess, baby…shut the f&ck up!

For more on her Glamour interview, click here.