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Thursday, May 9, 2019

Dear Gossips,

Big day for England yesterday – and I’m not just talking about the introduction of Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor of House Sussex, although that was my first English priority. My husband, Jacek, he cared about Archie too, as my partner on this website, but his primary English preoccupation on Wednesday was the Tottenham Hotspur match against AFC Ajax in the Champions League semifinal.  Read Full Intro

Archie & Harry: one day later

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2019 13:45:17 May 9, 2019 13:45:17
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Now that we’ve been introduced to Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor… when do you think we’ll see him again? As we witnessed yesterday, Meghan Markle is a public relations superstar. She’s not giving up the next shot of Archie without strategy. And besides, we are coming up on a major House Sussex milestone: their first wedding anniversary on Sunday, May 19. Full Story

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The Bash Brothers and their WAGs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2018 19:47:28 October 2, 2018 19:47:28
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Mike Ehrmann/ GEOFFROY VAN DER HASSELT/ LIONEL BONAVENTURE/ FRANCK FIFE/ Christian Petersen/ Getty Images

As Maria wrote last week, Paulina Gretzky accompanied Dustin Johnson to the Ryder Cup in France this weekend. Paulina’s presence was supposed to silence rumours about their troubled relationship, which started when Paulina deleted him from her Instagram Full Story

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Naomi Osaka’s moment + MBJ  

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at September 13, 2018 14:31:33 September 13, 2018 14:31:33
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There has been a lot written about what Naomi Osaka deserved during her first grand slam win. She did not deserve to have her moment at the US Open overshadowed by an umpire’s ego or by factors beyond her control that have nothing to do with the talent she displayed on that court.  Naomi Osaka, like Serena Williams Full Story

Monday, September 10, 2018

Dear Gossips,

There have already been dozens of think-pieces posted about the US Open women’s final on Saturday between Serena Williams and Naomi Osaka, with everyone weighing in on whether or not Serena’s criticism of chair umpire Carlos Ramos was offside.  Read Full Intro

Serena x Virgil 

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at August 15, 2018 15:00:04 August 15, 2018 15:00:04
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Serena Williams will be wearing designs by Virgil Abloh for Nike at the US Open this month. Serena lost in the second round of the Cincinnati Masters yesterday but she seems to be improving with every match going into the US Open and she’s going to look like a Queen when she steps onto the court at the end of the month. Full Story

Tuesday, July 24, 2018

Dear Gossips,

It’s not even an Olympic summer and we’re getting a Ryan Lochte story. Ryan has been suspended from swimming for 14 months for a doping violation. He was not using PEDs. He was getting an IV vitamin drip exceeding the amount allowed by the US Anti-Doping Agency.  Read Full Intro

Drake was there

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2018 18:11:46 July 10, 2018 18:11:46
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Karwai Tang/ Michael Steele/ Getty Images

There are still people who manage to avoid knowing sports scores all day and watch back the recording when they get home after work. This fascinates me. Because…HOW? How do you make sure you’re not spoiled? How do you make sure you don’t inadvertently overhear a conversation at the coffee shop behind two people who are monitoring the live scoreboard on their phones? This is how I track it when I’m not near a television. Full Story

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The level of Serena

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2018 17:54:40 July 9, 2018 17:54:40
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Clive Mason/ Rob Newell - CameraSport/ Getty Images

About a month ago, Serena Williams was asked a really stupid question. She’s often asked stupid questions but this one made the all-time list. Bill Simons basically asked Serena if she’s intimated by Maria Sharapova because Maria is good-looking. Seriously.  I have never physically cringed as hard as when I read this in Serena’s transcript. Full Story

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