John Stamos Gossip

Amy Poehler’s book, Yes, Please, comes out today. Have you bought it yet? I’m halfway through and so far, I love it. I think it’s her self-awareness. It’s the way she’s all like, f------ck my divorce suuuuuuucked. And, Jesus, I must be the only person who’s ever felt so defeated. Full Story

I fully expect Duana, and all you 80s/90s family TV watchers to know exactly what this is immediately. Danny Tanner, Uncle Jesse, and Uncle Joey were all in New York together today. I think it has something to do with a Super Bowl commercial? But that really doesn’t matter. What matters is that …wait… I was going to say that John Stamos makes everyone else look bad but Bob Saget and Dave Coulier (You Oughta Know) are actually holding up ok. Full Story

I asked on Twitter why Olivia Munn was at the Oscars. Someone replied that she was in Magic Mike. Yeah so was Joe Manganiello. You think Joe Manganiello should be at the Oscars? Still, Olivia Munn had more reason, I guess if you stretch, than John Stamos. Was Uncle Jesse there to play the drums? Or was he there to remind me that my longtime dream of him hooking up with Jennifer Aniston will never happen? He doesn’t even make movies! But perhaps the most egregious -- the f-ck was Brandi Glanville doing there? Who? Eddie Cibrian’s ex-wife. Full Story

Exclusive So if you’ve been reading this blog long enough, you know I’ve been trying to make John Stamos happen with Jennifer Aniston for a long time. Jennifer Aniston was rumoured to be dating Bradley Cooper a couple of years ago after they were seen out for dinner in New York. But he was actually hooking up with someone else. Full Story

You take an elevator to get up to the venue after getting through the check list stations. The list is always strictly enforced at Soho House. The elevator opens up to a massive two level space. There’s a piano in front of you to the right. On the left there are pool tables. Very men’s clubby. Full Story

Written by Duana I thought that it would be important, when I was writing a review of Glee, to make it somehow different from the ones I write about Mad Men or Gossip Girl. Maybe some cute references to song lyrics, something. But I don’t want to. Full Story

If you’ve been reading this blog long enough, even back when it was just a newsletter, you’ll know that for years I’ve been trying to make Jennifer Aniston and John Stamos happen. For years. The universe kept denying me. Now possibly forever. Stamos is involved in an extortion trial. Full Story

After Adrian Grenier cut his hair, many of you noted that he looks remarkably like John Stamos who happened to be photographed on the set of Entourage filming a guest appearance on the show yesterday. I don’t see it but again, I don’t have the best eyes. While Stamos was shooting in LA, his soulmate Jennifer Aniston continued to work on Just Go With It in Hawaii. Full Story

They must be over it. This press tour for The Bounty Hunter that seemed to begin not recently but way back last summer when they were shooting it. If they’re not over it, we are f-cking over it. Perhaps this is the end then. Perhaps Spain is the last stop. And if so, then Jennifer Aniston saved the best for last. Full Story

Fabulous at 41! celebrated her birthday in Mexico with friends Sheryl Crow, Courteney Cox, and a flabby Spittle tagged along too. Gross. It’s not that men can’t gain weight. But a man who is constantly being shoved in my face as some kind of super stud should not be looking like this. Wasn’t he sticking his tongue down some random’s throat just last week? And he was still invited to join the party? Fabulous at 41!’s self esteem must be at an all time low. Full Story