Johnny Depp is on Ellen today. A couple of clips from the interview have been posted online. She talks to him about his “band” and going on tour, looking like Justin Bieber, and imitating Donald Trump. The videos are below.

As you can see, JD’s working a new hairstyle. The sides are now cut short and he’s left it long on top because, I dunno, a real rocker always has a mane. What if I don’t want the “real rocker”? What if I just want to go back to this?

It’s an impossible dream. What was above is gone. What remains is… this person:

Can you embrace this hair as the closest you’ll get to what it used to be? I think I’m going to try.