It’s not yellow taffeta. It’s maybe the best dress that Julie Bowen’s ever worn to an award show. And I do like how the flowers are blurring. In fact, the more I look at it, the more I’m appreciating it. Enough to make me forget about how I had to yell at her when Modern Family won for Best Comedy?

Let me show you why. Watch her as the Modern Family team takes the stage.

God, Julie Bowen. Sit DOWN. They’d just finished announcing that the show has been nominated something 8,000 times and the show has now tied Frasier for five consecutive wins. So, like, are you kidding me with this breathless, oh-my-gosh-I-can’t-breathe-from-the-shock reaction?