Justin Bieber went horseback riding yesterday. He had to take his shirt off.  Then, when he dismounted, he had to make sure his pants weren’t hitched up too high. High meaning normal, like, hip level.

Hip level is too high.

The pants must be low enough to see pube. My colleague on The Social, Cynthia Loyst, just called it the Unhappy Trail when I made her look at it in the office. And now I’m making you look at it – Justin Bieber’s Unhappy Trail.

Is he a lot bigger than you thought he was? JB’s not scrawny anymore. How did that happen? Does he have backne?