Or, more specifically, if he does have a girlfriend, she’s not “incredibly famous”. In other words, as initially suspected, he was trolling, without, probably, knowing what trolling is. If you don’t know what trolling is, can you be a troll?

Anyway, his publicist is saying now that Liam was “just joking” So our favourite gossip story of the week has been vaporized. That said, we did learn something: there’s a Kanye West in Liam Neeson. Remember that. Here he is yesterday in New York on the set of Inside Amy Schumer. I wonder if all of that is connected.

He has really good hair, non?