Thought you might like these shots of Martha Stewart at The Today Show this morning with a creepy eye, likely some kind of Halloween costume. Or perhaps sending a message to her nemesis Gwyneth Paltrow in her ongoing petty blonde lady lifestyle-off.

I wasn’t watching The Today Show. I’m not sure if she was asked about Gwyneth, again, and whether or not she told G to “be quiet”, again. It was probably something about Halloween dinner parties and how to dress your dining table.

Should we check in at Preserve and see what Blake’s telling you to do for Halloween?

Oh! It’s pumpkin brie! Click here to see.