We’re all adults here so let’s not be squeamish. I have had experience with prunes. Prune juice is disgusting but they are very effective for those who have certain issues. I have had those issues my whole life. And we Chinese are weird. We like to suck on the dried salty ones like popcorn in movies.

But who knew?

Who knew that prunes are also the secret behind the infamous Olsen smiles? Those sucky puckers, those trout pouts, those lemon soured lips… apparently the result of a prune inspiration!

“Every time they pose and smile, they say the word ‘prune’.”

Le sigh.

Must be nice. Because every time I pose and smile I say “please don’t make my arms look big.” I have always had chunky arms.