I am trying so hard to stan my eyes into seeing Michael B Jordan’s short pants in a positive way. Up top, the jacket with gold V? Gorgeous. And the pants, they actually kinda work when he’s walking. Sort of. But when he’s standing still, just posing…
I can’t convince myself of it. I can’t stop wishing they were just one inch – one inch! – longer. That’s all it would have to be. Yes, yes, please, go with the no socks and experiment with length. Show me your ankles because like the rest of you they’re sexy af. But the tailor did you wrong here. Someone should have hit override on the tailor.
To recover though, look what we have…
MBJ, Lupita, and Nate Parker giving us new wishes for the Gossip Genie.
