Now this is exactly how I want to start the year:
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth back on?
They were seen together this weekend in Australia, at the Falls Music Festival. My Preferred Hemsworth (on looks, obviously, because GODDAMN he is hot) was there with his two brothers, Chris and Luke, and a group of friends. According to the Daily Telegraph, they were “cuddling and kissing”. Pics or it didn’t happen?
Well, these shots of them at lunch showed up on social media - does that count?
Miley and Liam Hemsworth arriving at Restaurant in Australia. 💑 pic.twitter.com/UbaohzTxXJ— Miley Cyrus PH (@MileyCyrusPH) January 3, 2016
Cameron Diaz once said that “I’m always travelling for cock”. Australia is a long, long, LONG way to travel for cock. And for Miley, that’s not even fresh cock. It’s past cock. It’s once-engaged cock. Which is why I think her trip was more than cock. Because if it was just cock, she coulda waited until he came back to LA. To go all that way, and hang out with his family? And risk the mess? That’s an assessed risk. But maybe we should have seen it coming.
Back in November, Miley helped Liam adopt another dog. Click here for details. There would have followed a dog visit, a few dog visits, non? And if it was *just* a hookup, it would have happened then, non?
It’s been over two years since Miley and Liam broke off their engagement. In those two years, there have been brief others. At this time last year, she was with Patrick Schwarzenegger. That lasted six months, until April. And then she had a short situation with model Stella Maxwell in the summer. Liam was rumoured to be dating his Independence Day co-star Maika Monroe for a minute. And there may or may not have been some dicking around with Jennifer Lawrence.
All of that, however, was way back in 2015. A little older. Marginally wiser. How far will this go into 2016?