Just in case there was any doubt about what’s happening …
Miley Cyrus was at the USC football game last night. Patrick Schwarzenegger is a student there. They kissed. They took selfies of themselves kissing. She looks happy and relaxed, all tricked out in college gear. Which is what I find most interesting about this.
Miley, like so many child stars, didn’t have a college experience. Is this considered a college experience by association? I mean, Patrick, being the son of Maria Shriver and Arnold, likely isn’t having a typical college experience, no. I get that. But it’s still closer to a college experience than what Miley would know.
Like when they’re deeper into this relationship, and she wants to jet off to somewhere, and he says “um, I have a paper due in 3 days”, that’s not something she’ll have heard before.