This is the only new blonde I want to talk about from Paris Fashion Week, even though there’s been another new blonde who decided to cockblock the runway. At least Jared Leto’s is for a role, you know?

Anyway, yesterday I defended it, wondering whether or not it was the outfit – turtleneck, blazer, etc. You all made comparisons to Karl Lagerfeld.

So what if we switch up the clothes? Put on a pair of glasses?

Do you feel any differently?

Is it working more for you now? Or have we now gone from Karl to blonde Sprockets? Do you even know Sprockets?

I have to tell you that I’m feeling it. Even the snow boots.