Photo Assumption Articles

The game of using photos to draw conclusions, rational or otherwise, about celebrity relationships, moods, gestures, and other likely untrue assumptions.

JLo’s engagement (no)glow?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2019 14:03:02 March 13, 2019 14:03:02
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I had a really good laugh yesterday around noon when this popped up on Jennifer Lopez’s Instagram: photos from her engagement, like literally. Like from the exact moment Alex Rodriguez proposed to her. Because it was so spontaneous there happened to be a photographer there capturing not just one but several perfect pictures:          Full Story

Ariana & Big Sean Part 2? 

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2019 20:59:30 February 28, 2019 20:59:30
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Ariana Grande and Big Sean started dating some time in 2014 when he may or may not have been engaged to Naya Rivera, according to Naya. By October of 2014, Ariana and Sean were public. They walked the carpet together at the Grammys in 2015. Two months later it was over, supposedly because she was pissed about this lyric Full Story

Lady Gaga: single for the Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2019 15:31:45 February 20, 2019 15:31:45
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The last time we checked on Lady Gaga’s love life was last week, when she wasn’t wearing her ring at the Grammys leading to speculation that she and Christian Carino may have broken up. Full Story

Beyoncé is her own Grammys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2019 12:21:39 February 11, 2019 12:21:39
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Remember the story that Lin-Manual Miranda told about the time Beyoncé came to see Hamilton and what happened when she met Jonathan Groff backstage? She loved his performance. And in particular she loved Jonathan’s King George walk, so much that she imitated him to him, telling him that, “You were your Own turntable”. Full Story

Tom Brady’s “victory shave”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2019 20:59:41 February 7, 2019 20:59:41
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If you’ve been reading this site a while, you know how I feel about hair luck. Back in 2008, I covered the Super Bowl in Glendale, AZ when the New England Patriots lost to the New York Giants. It’s probably one of the best Super Bowls of all time, even though it wasn’t all that high-scoring, because the Patriots were working on a perfect season. Full Story

Brange: a meeting and Miraval

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2019 20:53:48 January 31, 2019 20:53:48
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were papped on Wednesday at a meeting for three hours in an office building with an identified man. According to The Blast, it was a “heated discussion” which is basically Photo Assumption. I’ve seen the pictures, I just can’t buy them. Full Story

Taron and Sofia out for dinner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2018 17:02:30 November 16, 2018 17:02:30
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Taron Egerton is currently promoting Robin Hood. This movie was shot a while ago. The release date was pushed back at least once. There were all kinds of rumours about production being a mess. I’m not sure how it’s going to do a week after Fantastic Beasts and up against Ralph Breaks the Internet but I’m going to see it even if it will probably be sh-t because Taron looks super hot in it and I’m quite attracted to him. Full Story

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Harry & Meghan Day 15: “What Meghan wants”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2018 15:39:32 October 30, 2018 15:39:32
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Almost there. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have just completed their second-to-last day of events on their first overseas tour. They visited the Northshore Riding Club where they competed against each other in a “wellie wang” (tossing rainboots), and planted a tree for the Queens Canopy, and met with Pillars, an organisation working with children of prisoners, and there was a walkabout, and then a reception at the Auckland Museum War Memorial. Full Story

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The JoBros’ double date

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at September 5, 2018 16:07:15 September 5, 2018 16:07:15
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Yesterday, Lainey wrote about Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner’s PDA at the U.S Open.  It was a lot. What’s even more awkward than Sophie and Joe licking each other’s faces in public is that they were with Joe’s brother Kevin (the lesser Jonas) and his wife Danielle. Full Story

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