Photo Assumption Articles

The game of using photos to draw conclusions, rational or otherwise, about celebrity relationships, moods, gestures, and other likely untrue assumptions.

Beyoncé is her own Grammys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2019 12:21:39 February 11, 2019 12:21:39
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Kevin Mazur/ Vivien Killilea/ Getty Images

Remember the story that Lin-Manual Miranda told about the time Beyoncé came to see Hamilton and what happened when she met Jonathan Groff backstage? She loved his performance. And in particular she loved Jonathan’s King George walk, so much that she imitated him to him, telling him that, “You were your Own turntable”. Full Story

Tom Brady’s “victory shave”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2019 20:59:41 February 7, 2019 20:59:41
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Backgrid, Jeff Kravitz/ Ray Amati/ Getty Images

If you’ve been reading this site a while, you know how I feel about hair luck. Back in 2008, I covered the Super Bowl in Glendale, AZ when the New England Patriots lost to the New York Giants. It’s probably one of the best Super Bowls of all time, even though it wasn’t all that high-scoring, because the Patriots were working on a perfect season. Full Story

Brange: a meeting and Miraval

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2019 20:53:48 January 31, 2019 20:53:48
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were papped on Wednesday at a meeting for three hours in an office building with an identified man. According to The Blast, it was a “heated discussion” which is basically Photo Assumption. I’ve seen the pictures, I just can’t buy them. Full Story

Taron and Sofia out for dinner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2018 17:02:30 November 16, 2018 17:02:30
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Taron Egerton is currently promoting Robin Hood. This movie was shot a while ago. The release date was pushed back at least once. There were all kinds of rumours about production being a mess. I’m not sure how it’s going to do a week after Fantastic Beasts and up against Ralph Breaks the Internet but I’m going to see it even if it will probably be sh-t because Taron looks super hot in it and I’m quite attracted to him. Full Story

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Harry & Meghan Day 15: “What Meghan wants”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2018 15:39:32 October 30, 2018 15:39:32
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Phil Walter/ Krwai Tang/ Pool/ Fiona Goodall/ Jason Dorday/ Chris Jackson/ Getty Images

Almost there. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have just completed their second-to-last day of events on their first overseas tour. They visited the Northshore Riding Club where they competed against each other in a “wellie wang” (tossing rainboots), and planted a tree for the Queens Canopy, and met with Pillars, an organisation working with children of prisoners, and there was a walkabout, and then a reception at the Auckland Museum War Memorial. Full Story

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The JoBros’ double date

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at September 5, 2018 16:07:15 September 5, 2018 16:07:15
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Jean Catuffe/ Gotham/ Raymond Hall/ Getty Images

Yesterday, Lainey wrote about Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner’s PDA at the U.S Open.  It was a lot. What’s even more awkward than Sophie and Joe licking each other’s faces in public is that they were with Joe’s brother Kevin (the lesser Jonas) and his wife Danielle. Full Story

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The Beckham issue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2018 15:13:47 September 4, 2018 15:13:47
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As expected, the British Vogue issue, celebrating ten years of Victoria Beckham, the designer, has been released online. This after a summer of gossip about the state of the Beckham marriage and the fate of the Beckham brand. Which, really, was put to rest several weeks ago as the Beckhams have been together on holiday after holiday Full Story

Justin catches ALL the feels

Maria Posted by Maria at August 8, 2018 13:56:23 August 8, 2018 13:56:23
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The second set of “Summer 2018: Justin Bieber crying in public” photos are out. Let’s look at them closely here.  The obvious question is: why is Justin crying outside? I’ve come up with a few theories. His hair: let’s face it, it’s weird right now. Full Story

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