Big Prince G turns 1 tomorrow and to commemorate the milestone, his parents have released a photo of him for the first time on his feet, all by himself. It was taken a couple of weeks ago at the National History Museum in London where they were visiting the Sensational Butterflies exhibition.


Delicate wings is all I can think of. And we all know, this kid isn’t delicate. Look at him. Look at him lumbering towards the photographer. Big G is a child you can hear. You can hear him coming, his heavy footsteps. One minute he’s cute-ing you with his chubby cheeks and his rolls of fat, the next his fist is heading towards your nose. You need padding if you’re going to be around this boy.