Princess Eugenie Gossip

A couple of weeks ago, it was reported that Prince William and Prince Harry are considering creating “separate courts”. For years now, William, Kate, and Harry have shared a court at Kensington Palace. Full Story

I’m thinking of Duana right now, for two reasons. First, at the beginning of the year, when it was announced that there would be a red carpet blackout at the Golden Globes to launch Time’s Up, Duana predicted that since the celebrities wouldn’t be able to go all out with fashion, the makeup and the accessories would be the headliners. Full Story

I wonder if Queen Elizabeth knows about Chinese superstition and fortune-telling. It’s on my mind right now because my ma, the Squawking Chicken, has been dispensing the upcoming Year of the Dog readings to me every night the last few nights, two zodiac signs at a time. I’ll be posting these, as per annual tradition here at LaineyGossip, as we approach the Lunar New Year. Full Story

Prince Harry was photographed with cousin Princess Eugenie at a ski resort in Switzerland this weekend. The paps weren’t able to conjure up a “mystery companion”. And, you know, if there was one, they would have found her. The last time Full Story

Team GB has been owning the velodrome. We were watching the men’s sprint yesterday - you know the event where they spend the first few laps mindf-cking each other before actually racing? Ryan Lochte shouldn’t be a cyclist. Jacek gets really shouty over the race where the athletes are paced by the dude on the white bike who looks like he’s going for a leisurely ride through the field to pick up some bread and a pint of milk. Full Story

Zara Phillips competed in cross-country equestrian today at the Olympics. She had her very own Royal Cheering Section and she finished under the limit in front of her family fans which included Prince William and his Catherine, Prince Harry, Princesses Eugenie and Beatrice, and Camilla too. (I’m watching gymnastics right now and I just turned my head away but could have sworn Will and Harry are there watching the men. Full Story

Hot Harry along with his father, his stepmother, his aunts, uncles, and cousins attended a church service today to remember his great grandmother the Queen Mother. Really, really want to know what Princess Anne is lecturing him about. Harry is rather close with Beatrice and Eugenie. I’ve always wondered when they were growing up, like in other families, whether or not there was a “kids’ table”. Full Story

Prince Harry attended a charity trading event yesterday in London, confirming a 15 billion pound deal. Harry also worked the phones for half an hour or so. Check him out. Wherever he is he always looks like he’s at a bar. Harry’s birthday is on Thursday. He’ll be 27. 27 years old, heading for Apache helicopter training soon. Full Story

It’s Day 1 of Royal Ascot. And since we’re all hat and royal jizzy after the Wedding, I thought I’d throw up some shots of the Queen and the Camilla and Fergie’s girls and some randoms too while I work on an upcoming article about Jennifer Aniston and whether or not she’s a homewrecker. Full Story