Princess Eugenie Gossip

I wonder if Queen Elizabeth knows about Chinese superstition and fortune-telling. It’s on my mind right now because my ma, the Squawking Chicken, has been dispensing the upcoming Year of the Dog readings to me every night the last few nights, two zodiac signs at a time. I’ll be posting these, as per annual tradition here at LaineyGossip, as we approach the Lunar New Year. Full Story

Prince Harry was photographed with cousin Princess Eugenie at a ski resort in Switzerland this weekend. The paps weren’t able to conjure up a “mystery companion”. And, you know, if there was one, they would have found her. The last time Full Story

WHAT:  LOVEleigh KIMONOS WHERE:  CLICK HERE WHY: I don't want to say kimonos are "in" because they've always been in, but let's just say they're making a major fashion resurgence. Full Story

I love this dress on her. It’s cute and sexy. It’s so interesting to look at. It’s such a great shape. It’s beautifully balanced but kinda off-beat at the same time. Such a good style choice for her.  Full Story

If the boots were flat, it may have worked. But these boots with this dress? It’s wrong. It actually makes no sense. And it’s too deliberate of an attempt to “downplay sexy”. I mean, we get it. You don’t want to be called a bombshell anymore. But that doesn’t mean your booties are right for an eyelet hem that skims the ankles, Jesus. Full Story

Prince Harry attended a charity trading event yesterday in London, confirming a 15 billion pound deal. Harry also worked the phones for half an hour or so. Check him out. Wherever he is he always looks like he’s at a bar. Harry’s birthday is on Thursday. He’ll be 27. 27 years old, heading for Apache helicopter training soon. Full Story

It’s Day 1 of Royal Ascot. And since we’re all hat and royal jizzy after the Wedding, I thought I’d throw up some shots of the Queen and the Camilla and Fergie’s girls and some randoms too while I work on an upcoming article about Jennifer Aniston and whether or not she’s a homewrecker. Full Story