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Robert Pattinson and some friends were photographed sightseeing at the Acropolis in Greece yesterday. I’ve never been to Greece. I so badly want to eat my way through Greece. The reason we’ve yet to go to Greece is because I feel like I would need more than a week in Greece. Full Story

I posted earlier about Mark Wahlberg topping the Forbes list of highest paid actors. Did you know that Adam Sandler came in at #4? Because of his Netflix deal? Adam Sandler makes gold from sh-t . Full Story

Pirates Of The Caribbean 5 is, domestically, the lowest-grossing movie of the franchise so far. However it’s made over $460 million worldwide which is, internationally speaking, about the same as Guardians Of The Galaxy 2. That accounts for 77% of the movie’s total. Full Story

Gwyneth Paltrow’s It’s All Easy has debuted at #1 on the New York Times Bestsellers List which was just updated today. She’s done that before but It’s All Easy is the first book under her own imprint. Full Story

Henry Cavill is confirmed to present at the Oscars on Sunday. Batman vs Superman opens in exactly a month. So they’ve decided it will be Superman repping the movie and not Batfleck. Which kinda makes sense when you consider that Jennifer Garner is also presenting. Henry has never been to the Oscars – or if he has, he’s never been photographed there. Full Story

Keanu Reeves rolled up to The Today Show on his bike this morning. I guess that’s a cool thing to do? I’ve never been a girl who got hard for a guy on a bike. Charlie Hunnam? Sure. But it’s Charlie Hunnam. He could be eating chicken feet, I’d still be hard. Being Canadian, I like a guy on skates. Full Story

It’s been a month since Tom Brady and the Patriots won the Super Bowl. These are the first shots of them together since. They were in New York on Sunday with the kids, living their perfect life of perfection, where the word “enough” doesn’t exist in their vocabulary. What can I say here? There is no combination of words that will ever be perfect enough to describe how perfect they are… Except, wait, maybe… Maybe the way he wears his pants. Full Story

There was a Chanel party on Saturday night before the Oscars. Zoe Kravitz and Chris Pine were papped arriving together. It was reported that the two were dating six months ago and they also both ended up at Vanity Fair on Sunday night. Can we talk about how much I love her style? That she’s just wearing what looks like a long suede shirt? As for whether or not they’re a thing… PEOPLE Full Story

Warner Brothers did a good job of keeping the appearance of Zack Snyder and comics’ Holy Trinity (Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman) a secret in the run up to their panel on Saturday morning in Hall H. When Snyder took the stage and introduced his trio of stars, it felt like a legit surprise, and made for a great Hall H moment—the first time the Trinity has appeared together. Full Story

As you know, it was Amber Heard’s birthday yesterday. So her fiancé, Johnny Depp, had a lot of roses delivered to her. Fine. Then, last night, he took her to Bauman Rare Books. They picked out some poetry. After that, they probably went back to the hotel to watch black and white movies. At 11:59pm he might have pointed out the window and presented her with her own star, My Yellow Stone, that he had named for her with the celestial registry, or whatever it’s called. Full Story

Sarah wrote about Chris Evans yesterday. Click here for a refresher. Her point was that the Cap2 press tour has become about him explaining that he’s not quitting acting…because he didn’t think before he whinged about Marvel contracts. Full Story