Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 7, 2017 According to TMZ things are calming down in Robin Thicke and Paula Patton’s custody war. King Julian watching King Julian. Happy Sunday A post shared by Robin Thicke (@robinthicke) onMar 5, 2017 at 9:19am PST Her robe IS better than ours. how I woke up feeling after my By Maria • Mar 07, 2017 03:16 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 30, 2017 I very badly want Gwyneth Paltrow to develop a keen interest in Chinese astrology so that Lainey can out-goop her with her expertise. I hope that the Rooster of 2017 brings with it peace, kindness and humanity. 新年好 / 新年好 🐔❤ A photo posted by Gwyneth Paltrow (@gwynethpaltrow) onJan 30, 2017 at By Maria • Jan 30, 2017 05:27 pm
Robin Thicke The Famewhore Defense We can jump right in, because there’s no cutesy way to talk about the problems between Paula Patton and Robin Thicke right now. To recap: the Department of Child and Family Services (DCFS) is investigating Robin after their son Julian made statements to his school principal and mediator. (Details By Maria • Jan 16, 2017 09:31 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, November 3, 2016 Last night Charlie Sheen was cheering for Cleveland. Can't believe the rain... best game ever. Come on @Cubs !!!!!!— Denise Richards (@DENISE_RICHARDS) November 3, 2016 Oprah still does Favourite Things? I looked through the list, do NOT get the Le Creuset salt and pepper mills, trust me they By Maria • Nov 03, 2016 03:44 pm
Leonardo DiCaprio Leo as himself Leonardo DiCaprio was at the annual Casamigos Halloween party on Saturday this weekend. His costume? A mask. A wolf mask. The leader of the Wolf Pack wore a wolf mask. So, basically, he went as himself. And they all howled around him, circling their alpha, celebrating his reign. Well, not By Lainey • Oct 31, 2016 12:03 pm
Models Leo's on the boat Oh hey. I haven't posted any shots of Leonardo DiCaprio on a boat in Cannes yet. So. Here. How many billionaires offered him the opportunity? And how do you choose which one to accept? Is it possible that he's renting it on his own? Why spend By Lainey • May 21, 2015 11:47 am
Douchebags Leo & Robin: superdouches in Cannes As expected, Leonardo DiCaprio is in Cannes. There are 80 parties happening at the same time. And 800 models available at all times. Where the f-ck else would he be? So this showed up on Instagram (thanks J!): Amy chillin next to Leo😹 A photo posted by Greta Zaveckaite (@gretazaveckaite) By Lainey • May 20, 2015 11:49 am
Smutty Roundup Smutty Roundup: Madonna’s tour, Nick in blue, and Robin Thicke is still gross Madonna was in Milan yesterday to promote Rebel Heart in a red dress cinched at the waist with maybe not the most flattering shoes. And, to no one’s surprise, there will be a tour. So far 35 cities have been announced. Click here for dates and locations. You know By Lainey • Mar 02, 2015 04:08 pm
Douchebags The young girlfriend problem Well, maybe it’s not a problem. Robin Thicke was in Vegas for New Year’s with his girlfriend, April Love Geary. She’s 19. They had dinner together. Then he went to the club and she…went back to their suite? You have to 21 to get in to By Lainey • Jan 05, 2015 10:07 am
Douchebags Models are like cupcakes at Leo’s 40th Leonardo DiCaprio turned 40 this week. Of course there was a party. It happened in LA on Tuesday night at Soho House. A lot of his famous “bros” were there. Tyrese posted this photo (attached) on Instagram. At this writing, it’s not been reported that any of his famous By Lainey • Nov 13, 2014 09:23 am
Douchebags Robin Thicke: Halloween pimp Milestones. This will be Robin Thicke’s first Halloween not married to Paula Patton. According to TMZ, he celebrated with generosity. Apparently he hit up a costume store the other day with 4 women: “Thicke hit up Trashy Lingerie -- a supplier of celebrity undies -- and we're By Lainey • Oct 27, 2014 12:07 pm
Douchebags The new pussy partners Leonardo DiCaprio’s Pussy Posse has an official new member. Now that Paula Patton has filed for divorce, Robin Thicke is available for group douche-ing. And according to Page Six, he celebrated the other night at his home in LA, with Leonardo DiCaprio and a LOT of models. According to By Lainey • Oct 15, 2014 10:58 am
BFFs Skeeve & Skeeze Leonardo DiCaprio hosted a fundraiser last night in Saint Tropez to raise money for his foundation. It’s a gala. And he still looks gross. Many of Leo’s celebrity friends showed up to support him. Jared Leto was there. Bono performed (he owns an estate nearby) and so did By Lainey • Jul 24, 2014 11:10 am
Music The difference of one summer Last summer, Blurred Lines was blowing up the radio. This summer… Well, I’ve not listened to one full song on Robin Thicke’s new album, Paula. It’s like I live in the UK, because only 530 copies were sold there in its first week. Or Australia, where only By Lainey • Jul 10, 2014 02:56 pm
Douchebags This is what missing your wife looks like Here are some shots of Robin Thicke leaving his NYC hotel yesterday. God he’s a scuzzy looking f-ck, non? Actually, no, that’s not true. He desperately misses his wife. That’s what you’re seeing. It’s not skeeze, it’s sensitivity. By the way, here’s how By Lainey • Jul 04, 2014 12:30 pm
Gross Begging at the BET Awards God. Would Robin Thicke please F-CK OFF? I know I can’t say it on behalf of Paula Patton. But I wish. I hope that’s what she would want us to think. I hope that she would want us to tell him to f-ck off for her. Or, at By Lainey • Jun 30, 2014 09:42 am
