SAG Awards 2013 Articles

I am still not over this flu. It’ll be ok for a few hours and then it’ll slide back to sucking all over again. And it’s turned me into a mouth-breather so that’s attractive. Especially in combination with the smell that’s wafting around me, a combination of head sweat and sleep musk. Full Story

Like most of you, I love Sofia Vergara. She makes me laugh all the time. Her fiancé though... For a while now there have been some reports about his sketchy behaviour. Click here and here Full Story

Anne Hathaway’s speeches always start out good. Remember the Globes? And her tribute to Sally Field? That was good. Last night too. Last night she started out strong. She talked about her SAG membership, she expressed her love for her community. And if she had stopped there, we’d be cool. Full Story

It was a pretty boring carpet on style, right? So how could January Jones be the worst? Not with that bitch-face. (Did you see her stalk in like she was ready to have words?) Not with this hair. You might not like it, or the dress, but at least it gave you a reaction. At least it gave you some thrill. Full Story

Too soon? We still have the DGAs, the BAFTAs, and of course the Oscars to come. But Eddie Redmayne’s been on such a hot streak, I wonder if it’s now an automatic. If he’s there, he’s the best of the men, the class of the carpet. And the great part of that is that it’s never the same. Full Story

Nicole Kidman was definitely a contender for SAG best in Vivienne Westwood. But even if you can get past the lips, can you really get past the hair? Gwyneth Paltrow’s straightening iron met Keith Urban. Had it been flat against her head, perhaps it wouldn’t be so weird. But there’s a humped tease on either side of her part and I can’t understand how that happens. Full Story

This year we get the Afflecks... You know how hard the Afflecks have been working. Last night, from the moment they arrived, it was work time, did you see? Ben Affleck hit the carpet before Jennifer Garner did -- she must have been held up getting out of the car. As soon as she joined him though he was right in her ear -- downloading information/gossip/strategising, whatever it was, she dutifully nodded, understanding the game plan, gave him a quick kiss, and they were off. Full Story

Because, on fashion, they were both sh-t at the Golden Globes. Click here and here to revisit Jennifer Lawrence’s weird red gown and Jessica Chastain’s terrible, terrible sea foam. For Jessica it was red McQueen. Full Story