Scarlett Johansson: a goddess is forgiving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2006 12:00:00 December 20, 2006 12:00:00
If it were up to me, she’d be single and lookin’ for Colin Farrell. Unfortunately for Colin, Scarlett has other plans and after bungling his relationship with her the first time ‘round, it appears that Josh has groveled his way back into Scarjo’s good books and the lucky sod was proudly making out with her in NYC last week. Needless to say, Josh Hartnett is blessed. Blessed because, as we know, Scarlett Johansson is a frickin’ Goddess. Blessed also because Josh Hartnett is far from divine. Several years ago as Trip Fonatine? Definitely. Five years ago in Pearl Harbour? Maybe. Present day even without unibrow and a sh-t ass career? Absolutely not. See attached for conclusive proof – Josh at some opening the other night, dry skin, dry lips, dweeb hair, zero loin action whatsoever. Memo to Josh: SHE can do way better. You better hang on for life, son. PS. The most curious, curious coincidence. Scarlett and Josh c0-star in the Black Dahlia. Scarlett and Josh rumoured to split. Black Dahlia out on DVD next week. Scarlett and Josh reunite. Weird, non? Source

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