Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 20, 2017 After Lainey wrote about Serena yesterday, I went to look at Maria Sharpova’s Instagram. It kind of looks like Ivanka Trump’s, minus the kids. My fave emoji 💁🏼 A post shared by Maria Sharapova (@mariasharapova) onApr 19, 2017 at 7:09pm PDT I have a couple of friends who By Maria • Apr 20, 2017 05:06 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Sheryl Crow in pink There’s really not much to praise here. The colour is terrible. The style is… cheap, especially that one spaghetti strap. That’s a club dress that ends up in a heap on the floor, you know? And the bag looks like it came from a flea market. I really By Lainey • Dec 11, 2013 11:21 am
Top Reads Sheryl talks about Lance but doesn’t Have you noticed that all of Lance Armstrong’s loves look the same? Or, more precisely, they all look very similar to Kristin Armstrong, his first wife? Sheryl Crow and Tori Burch in particular have the same face. Lance is a very, very good liar and bully, but you know By Lainey • Jan 23, 2013 01:47 pm
Dumbass Songs and Video Games We have hockey on all the time during Round 1 of the NHL playoffs. If it’s the same at your place, you know that you get to know the commercials really well this time of year. And they have one ad on repeat that is MAKING ME CRAZY. It’ By Lainey • Apr 23, 2012 06:01 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Sheryl’s striped gala dress It’s probably too casual for the event, a gala, that took place last night at the Beverly Hilton. A lot of other people were pretty tricked out. Sheryl Crow looks like she just came off the beach, right? But... I kinda love that she looks so great just coming By Lainey • Apr 19, 2012 08:47 am
Jon Stewart Rally images Did you go? I’ve heard from a few of you who were there. SO MANY PEOPLE WERE THERE! I would have wanted to be there. But, um, even if I could have been there, I probably would have last minute pussied out of being there because of the toilet By Lainey • Nov 01, 2010 04:59 am
BFFs GOOPy workout and her Friends GOOP is still tight with Tracy Anderson. Or... GOOP has money in Tracy Anderson’s Method and needs to protect her investment. Whatever the reason, today’s newsletter is about fitness and, specifically, Anderson’s fitness system. Note however they way Gwyneth words her introduction: “Many of you may already By Lainey • Feb 18, 2010 10:47 am
Frauds A very Spittle birthday present Fabulous at 41! celebrated her birthday in Mexico with friends Sheryl Crow, Courteney Cox, and a flabby Spittle tagged along too. Gross. It’s not that men can’t gain weight. But a man who is constantly being shoved in my face as some kind of super stud should not By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 03:10 am
Douchebags Where’s Jen? All her friends with babies showed up last night at the Rock a Little, Feed a Lot benefit concert in aid of LA Regional Food Bank & Feed America but Jennifer Aniston was missing. Where’s Jen? Probably on a beach somewhere. So here are Sheryl Crow and Isla Fisher By Lainey • Sep 30, 2009 04:03 am
Parent Pimps Dictionary of the Stupid Generation In Jane Bussman’s The Worst Date Ever (which you MUST read if you haven’t already) she calls it The Golden Age of Stupid, a generation of twats and toffs with no discernable personality, skill, or, for that matter, ability to communicate. This is the generation that is currently By Lainey • Sep 18, 2009 03:14 am
Bad Style Grammy Budget: Sheryl Crow She hasn’t had much success on red carpets, has she? Remember a few years ago with Lance Armstrong she showed up in a bright yellow gown with her stomach cut out? This one isn’t much better. This one looks like it’s been washed and dried. You know By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 04:28 am
Frauds Jennifer Aniston: Banged but not Dumped Sheryl Crow inexplicably decided to shoot her mouth off recently about her friendship with Jennifer Aniston, insisting that neither of them were the “dumpees” in their respective high profile relationships: “For both of us, the perceived idea is that, in our big relationships, we both got dumped. Believe me, this By Lainey • Mar 07, 2008 04:46 am
Ashley Olsen Billionaire Bad Taste Those Olsen Twins are rich. Super super super rich. But it doesn’t mean they aren’t both ass backwards when it comes to picking men. Mary Kate is rumoured to be dating that useless f&cking scum Sean Avery who incidentally is denying he disparaged a man for By Lainey • Nov 13, 2007 07:00 pm
