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The Re-Hotting of Brad Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 24, 2019 15:22:02 May 24, 2019 15:22:02
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As established yesterday in my post about Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt looked hot in Cannes, the hottest he’s looked in a while, the hottest he’s looked since he and Angelina Jolie broke up. Full Story

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“Baby Girl” is there for Keith’s first

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2019 17:21:34 April 8, 2019 17:21:34
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Keith Urban was named Male Artist of the Year last night at the ACM Awards. He also won Entertainer of the Year, the first of his career, after winning the same award six months ago at the CMAs, also for the first time. And, of course, “Baby Girl” Nicole Kidman was at his side to celebrate. Full Story

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Courteney Cox gets real about her face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2017 15:08:53 June 22, 2017 15:08:53

Courteney Cox is on the cover of the current issue of New Beauty. When you’re on the cover of a beauty magazine, obviously most of the conversation will be about beauty. And most of the time, when celebrities show up on the cover of beauty magazines, the beauty conversation is about what products they use, getting enough sleep, eating well, exercising, and drinking water. Full Story

Ben Affleck’s changing tattoo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2016 13:29:59 March 21, 2016 13:29:59
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Countdown to Batman vs Superman. It doesn’t have much competition this weekend either. Or the week after that. So it’s free to dominate the box office for at least two or three weeks. Which is great for Warner Bros. Because, as Sarah has noted several times already, BvS has to clear a billion. Full Story

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Olivia Munn: the Oscar discussion I don’t want to have

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 29, 2016 13:11:40 February 29, 2016 13:11:40
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I don’t want to talk about this. But where Olivia Munn is concerned, everyone is talking about this. SHE is talking about this. About her face. And why it looks different. Apparently people started commenting about her looking different and then she went on Instagram and listed four reasons why she’s looking different. Full Story

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Britney the elder

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2015 12:47:12 August 31, 2015 12:47:12
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Here’s how Duana described Britney Spears to me on text last night: “She’s of our generation. B is an elder here tonight.” Why are we so old?! Did you know any of the people on that pre-show? Like that guy who kept performing other people’s songs the whole time? Trotsky…or something? Of course, I know he wasn’t named after a Marxist politician and the inspiration behind Snowball but that’s what I kept hearing. Full Story

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Et Tu, Gisele?

Maria Posted by Maria at July 29, 2015 18:41:28 July 29, 2015 18:41:28
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It hasn’t been a great week for Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. First, the NFL upheld his #Deflategate suspension (I don’t follow sports — at all — and even I’m interested in this because of the cheating Golden Boy aspect) and now, Gisele has allegedly been “caught” sneaking into a plastic surgeon's office. Full Story