US Weekly reported exclusively yesterday that Sofia Vergara and Meatball Joe Manganiello, the guy from True Blood who isn’t Alexander Skarsgard or Stephen Moyer or the one who looks like Britney Spears’s ex-boyfriend or the guy who plays Sookie’s brother, are dating. “It’s very, very new. They’re having fun and getting to know each other.”
Summer rebound sex.
OK.
Sofia just ended her engagement to Nick Loeb a few weeks ago. Interestingly enough, she and Meatball met at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in April. Nick was with her at the time. Meatball recently told PEOPLE that she was his ideal woman. They were busted in New Orleans where she’s working on a movie. Someone creeped a shot on Instagram.
They’re kind of the most obvious couple ever, non? He’s a beefcake, she’s plays on her sexpot-ness. And the only thing on your mind when you imagine them together is… well… summer rebound sex.
Conveniently for him ….SPOILER ALERT………………
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Meatball just got killed off of True Blood early into the final season. So, you know, professionally this is kind of a win for him. That said, it’s not too much of an overreach. Sofia is famous, sure. But she’s not, like, top level. She’s ahead of him, but they’re in the same lane.
