Jock Smut Intro for February 13, 2024 Dear Gossips, Tiger Woods confirmed in early January that he was ending his nearly three-decade partnership with Nike. For people who play golf or who pay attention to golf, I’m not sure it was all that surprising considering Nike stopped making hardware a few years ago and even before By Lainey • Feb 13, 2024 10:15 am
Equality Issues Will Tiger Put Us To The Test? There are so many benefits to diversity. One benefit is that when we’re hearing from a wider and more representative range of people, we begin to process situations through different perspectives. Which is why over the last few years, many of us have been interrogating our own lenses, revisiting By Lainey • Feb 24, 2021 10:31 am
Jock Smut “Nothing good ever happens at 2am” In Tiger Woods’ case, it’s 3am. I used to listen to Jim Rome a lot. And one of the things he’d always say was, “Nothing good ever happens at 2am”. As you know, Tiger Woods was arrested yesterday in Florida and charged with DUI. There were initial reports By Lainey • May 30, 2017 04:04 pm
Best and Worst of 2013 Worst of 2013: Tiger & Lindsey’s relationship portraits And the funniest part is that these photos – released on Facebook – came with a “please respect our privacy” message. So they hit up social media to announce their relationship – with visual aids – and in the same breath had the balls to ask us not to intrude. Yes, really. That actually By Lainey • Dec 27, 2013 11:45 am
Jock Smut Tiger’s good luck charm My ma always says -- some people bring you good luck, and other people will suck away all your luck. Chinese astrology has a lot to do with it. Every sign has its opposing sign. I, for example, am an ox. It would be terrible if I had married someone By Lainey • May 21, 2013 03:00 pm
Douchebags Tiger thinks he’s Brange How closely did you follow the Tiger Woods cheating scandal? A parade of prostitutes, a frothy mistress, a mysterious car accident, the beautiful jilted wife…it was basically a story fit for Lifetime. But there have long been whispers that it was dirtier than reported, MUCH dirtier. That Tiger, though By Maria • Mar 21, 2013 03:48 pm
Hook Ups Dating Portraits Is this... how it’s done now? I haven’t been single in a long time. I guess these days when you’re single and then suddenly not single you not only update your status on the social networking, if you’re Tiger Woods, you also have PROFESSIONAL PORTRAITS taken By Lainey • Mar 18, 2013 03:02 pm
Douchebags Douches on a carpet Tiger Jam happened in Vegas this weekend. How do you look less douchey? Stand next to someone super-douchey. Like, I don’t mind Keith Urban’s hair so much when Tiger Woods’s shirt and John Mayer’s hat get in the way. Right? I don’t give a sh-t By Lainey • May 02, 2011 06:14 am
Hook Ups Her date is making me crazy Because I’ve seen him in a movie, or a tv show, as a supporting supporting player, and I can’t place it. Have been thinking about it all morning and I can’t place it. Can you place it? I don’t need his name. I just need to By Lainey • Jul 02, 2010 05:45 am
Douchebags Tiger Woods must be extra annoying right now Written by Jacek The run is over Gossips. If you could call it that. My Canucks got bounced from the playoffs last night by the same team that bounced them exactly a year ago to the day. And in similar fashion. But I liken what I’m feeling to writing By Lainey • May 12, 2010 03:40 am
Cheating Loins I don’t buy it Lainey may choose to offer her thoughts on this on Monday but given her schedule today I get first stab at it. Tiger Woods finally came out of hiding. Photos appeared of him jogging the other day, taken by a sanctioned photographer as Lainey pointed out. More photos yesterday taken By Jacek Szenowicz • Feb 19, 2010 08:49 am
Jock Smut The ultimate case study I have written very little about Tiger Woods. After a while it was hard to keep count. He totally f-cked up. He was stupid. He was arrogant. He betrayed the values for which he was sold to us to uphold. But he also didn’t kick the sh-t out of By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 10:40 am
Cheating Loins Porny steps up… But what about Chris Martin? Star Magazine photo assumed the dumbest story last week about Jessica Simpson dealing with Tiger Woods suggesting they had an affair. Simpson immediately denied the report and according to Gossip Cop she had her lawyer send over a warning, demanding a retraction. Or else. The By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 02:56 am
Cheating Loins Hope for Tiger? Tea Leoni and David Duchovny were in New York last night at the Unicef Snowflake Ball, a very public official show of togetherness, seeming to have successfully moved beyond his sex addictions and subsequent infidelities. Tea’s not a dumbass, not a bimbo who mutely takes what’s put before By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 02:08 am
Jock Smut There will be more etalk has an exclusive advance look at the new Us Weekly and it’s all about Tiger Woods and if you thought last week was sh-tty, it’s about to get much, much worse. There will be more. More women. One woman claims they’ve been f-cking for almost 3 By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 04:02 am
Jock Smut Coincidence or conspiracy? Tiger Woods is fine. He’s been released from hospital. CNN reports that the mayor of Windermere, Florida has confirmed he was treated for facial lacerations. Let’s break down the timeline, shall we? So the National Enquirer breaks the story that Tiger is allegedly cheating on his wife with By Lainey • Nov 27, 2009 07:56 am
