And what happens to them when he shows up with a puppy.

It’s a tight morning and I’ve already wasted too much time obsessing over these. What?

Him again. Of course. With that puppy. Or another puppy. (They’re changing them up every week, right?) Being all cute and irresistible. Can’t you practically smell that fresh puppy scent coming off the screen? You know how they say you should never go to see puppies if you’re not prepared to bring one home? How must it be to go to work every day and not take this little guy with you when you punch out? Then they grow up and develop an attitude problem and grumble at you every time you smush in for a kiss. Check out my O.B. (Original Beagle) Marcus. He looks like a prick, even when he’s sleeping.