Tori Spelling Gossip

Look, I’m gonna let you in on a little secret. Lainey and I have complained, kind of a lot, about the fact that people don’t read. Not you, of course, you’re here reading this and tons of other word-related content but… people. They don’t read.  And obviously they don’t, I dunno, watch any social media or anything else either? Because the outcry about how BH90210, as it’s being styled, disappointed fans by being about Jason, Tori, Jennie, and Ian, as opposed to Brandon, Donna, Kelly, and Steve – it’s kind of baffling to me. Full Story

It’s tonight. Tonight, the show-within-a-show revival of 90210 drops – I had known a few months ago that indeed it would be a birthday present for me, but I forgot that it was happening, so this was a treat.  For other shows, obviously the play might be to release a clip or a viral video or something, but this is 90210, you know the song in your bones, and so do I, and the credits, where it was clearly the actors and not the characters who were interacting, were a special insider treat – so this is exactly what it was supposed to be. Full Story

If you’re like me, you still can’t quite believe the 90210 reboot – or revival, or mockumentary, or whatever you want to call it – is happening. It seems like the kind of thing that people would drunkenly pitch over drinks and then realize, when they were sober, could never actually happen, right?  Unless of course the people having those drinks were the stars themselves. Full Story

Jennie Garth and Tori Spelling are back together on TV. I must have been totally out of it because this is the first I’ve heard of them doing a show together and it’s premiering tonight on ABC Family. Or maybe no one cared enough to report it until now. In the last 10 minutes, I’ve read two articles about Mystery Girls and I’m still not sure whether or not it’s a movie of the week or if it’s a series but I don’t want to spend the time to find out more. Full Story

There’s a story that’s up on PEOPLE right now about Tori Spelling, her husband, Kevin Federline Jr, and that new reality show they’re doing about the problems in their marriage ever since he cheated – ON her and not FOR her, because, you know. Full Story

We Canadians are f-cking awesome this week, non? Rob Ford, Justin Bieber, KFed Jr… US Weekly reported exclusively a few weeks ago that Tori Spelling’s husband, Kevin Federline Jr, cheated on her with a woman in Toronto. They didn’t directly address the scandal. Instead, Tori kept posting happy happy family messages on social media. Full Story

If you’ve been reading this blog for long enough, you know how I feel about Tori Spelling and that loser she married. Go through the archives if that’s not clear enough for you. Kevin Federline Jr cheated on his then-wife Mary Jo Eustace after meeting Tori on the set of a made-for-television movie. Full Story

Tori Spelling is selling a new book so that she can buy a vasectomy. At one point she talks sh-t about Katie Holmes. Apparently she and Katie were friends when Katie was on Dawson’s Creek. Then they ran into each other years later at their vocal coach’s office after Katie married Tom Cruise. Full Story

KFed Jr left his wife for the Spelling fortune. He thought he would have it easy. And now his wife is giving interviews to PEOPLE talking about how they’re so short on cash money, they can’t even afford to buy him a vasectomy. Really? After 5 minutes of research on Google it says it costs between $500 and $1500 for a vasectomy in the US. Full Story