Same night as Gwyneth. Different event, obviously, and too bad. So many of my girlcrushes in today’s column to start the weekend.
Why wasn’t Winona Ryder invited to the Tiffany event? Or maybe she was and declined? Instead, Winona showed up at the opening night of Orphans, now known as the Broadway play that was supposed to star Shia LaBeouf until he and Alec Baldwin started yelling at each other.
Our Winona was there with her boyfriend, Scott Mackinlay Hahn, and wasn’t even that weird about posing with him. He’s an eco-organic (is that a real thing? I just made it up) fashion designer. The line is called Loomstate. Apparently they’ve been together for a couple of years or so.
Last week, after doubling down on Winona appearances, I fell into a Winona YouTube black hole and watched an old interview of her with Conan that I’ve been meaning to send to Duana because it’s all about name-nerding. Also I totally forgot about her crush on Kate Winslet. Like, she was a total Twi-Hard for Kate Winslet. It’s really cute. I googled to see if there was a photo of Winona and Kate Winslet. Nothing. But, of course, there’s this...
...which is interesting in that if you believe the story about Shakespeare In Love (and I don’t, simply because G was already in with Weinstein and Miramax for Emma and The Pallbearer and would have been able to secure Shakespeare on that relationship), you could say there’s a loose parallel with Titanic, as G was originally offered the part of Rose...
Hollywood Sliding Doors.
