Boy fight!

It’s been, what?, a month since Zayn Malik announced he was leaving One Direction? They said it was amicable. Oh come on. It’s never amicable. At least not at the beginning. This sh-t takes years to get over. Can you imagine if Twitter was around when Geri left the Spice Girls?

Twitter is a gift at times like this. Because Louis Tomlinson can’t help himself. Here’s how it went down. Naughty Boy (I still canNOT with this name), Zayn’s producer, tweeted this first:



He’s a sh-t disturbing punk. Called Naughty Boy. And Louis, well, Louis couldn’t leave it alone. He tweeted back:

@NaughtyBoyMusic Jesus forgot you were such an in demand producer .... How does it feel to be riding on the back of someone else's career?

Pretty sure he’s since pulled that tweet down but not before Zayn stepped in and…well…read it yourself:



No room for interpretation. There’s only one way to take that. They are never, ever, ever getting back together. And it’s like… just when they were all starting to heal (but can you EVER heal from such trauma???)…that wound has been reopened for the fans. Now it’s Zayn-Hards vs Louis-Hards. I’m more a Zayn-Hard than a Louis-Hard so I’ll fire the first shot:

Zayn’s a better singer! Louis is the weakest link!

Will I need security walking to my car later?