Cannes opening night. Zoe Saldana and Blake Lively at the Palais, both representatives of L’Oreal. Side by side, back and forth, one all in white, the other all in brown.

That’s a great pony on Blake. Probably extensions. And whoever does them does a great job. The dress bores me though. I much prefer Zoe’s. Because I’m all about that chain belt and those gorgeous pleats. How many carpets do they have to do by contract, you think? I imagine Blake will for sure be on Ryan Reynolds’s carpet beyond that, how many are they obligated to show to up to? The deal. I want to know about the DEAL.