Zooey Deschanel Gossip

I’m just going to retype the headline above. Zooey Deschanel’s daughter is named Elsie Otter. Here is what she and her husband told PEOPLE magazine: “It’s Elsie…” Deschanel began, while Pechenik finished, “Otter. Full Story

I landed in New York this morning and it affected my Emmy experience in two ways. One, I got to watch all the American commercials which really do seem more …commercial, somehow…and two, I was SO HOT during. There’s humidity here like there hasn’t been all summer. So I realized, maybe in the moment as I watched Zooey Deschanel’s hairdo that, that it was likely not a style choice, per se, but a leaning into what was already happening. Full Story

Mrs Timberlake continued to work on New Girl yesterday. As mentioned, she’s guest-starring in an upcoming episode as the “hottest scientist in the world”. Check her out leaving set yesterday, presumably in her own clothes, but also similar to Zooey Deschanel’s wardrobe. Am also attaching shots of Zooey Deschanel in costume with Jake Johnson. Full Story

Yesterday I posted about Cara Delevingne’s Instagram and how she put up two videos of Reese Witherspoon dropping some swears about pronouncing Cara’s last name. Click here for a refresher. At some point in the afternoon, these videos were pulled down. Full Story

Someone sent me a note the other day about Cara Delevingne’s Instagram. That it’s amazing. It really is. Cara’s motto is pretty much “f-ck it”. Literally, figuratively, all of it. And it hasn’t hurt her. She’s not Reese Witherspoon. She doesn’t have to have the MiniVan Majority onside. Full Story

Of course it’s tulle. I’m surprised it’s not taffeta and tulle. But let’s not complain. It’s the least annoyed I’ve been with a Zooey Deschanel award show red carpet appearance in a long time (until I looked at the shoes) and I wonder if that has less to do with the actual dress than with the fact that, well, she’s lost some buzz, right? Two years ago, Zooey Deschanel was a “one to watch”. Full Story

I don’t have a sister. I do have a cousin, Cat, who is like a sister. So I thought to myself last night, if Cat and I were invited somewhere to present together, would we do a sisterly matchy-matchy? No. She would pick a dress she liked and I would pick something I liked and if it clashed, so f-cking be it. Full Story

There were so many red dresses at the Golden Globes I almost had a seizure. You know I hate a red dress. And I especially hate this one. Enough with the sweetheart neckline and the pearls and the cutesy lollipop hair and the F-CKING NAIL ART and my God, my God with those red satin platforms, my GOD. Full Story

F-ck off. And stop it.  Full Story

Okay.  So I’m Zooey D.  My show’s off the ground, I’m starting to get some blowback about how over the top the cute-geek thing is, and maybe, truth be told, I’m starting to get a little exhausted of it myself.   So good.  The Globes is a relatively low-pressure time to transition into something else. Full Story

Did you explode from the cuteness or roll your eyes from the hipster overdose? I suspect it’s about 50/50. (Ha! I didn’t even mean that when it first came out!) Those of you who loved (500) Days Of Summer are no doubt going into 2012 with high hopes of a Zooey Deschanel Joseph Gordon-Levitt movie life to real life romance after watching the video she posted of the two of them on Hello Giggles Full Story