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At some party givin’er with some girl on the grass in front of a lawn-full of fellow revelers … how very OC, except from the looks of her, not to be a bitch, but Rachel Bilson she is not.

She is however very much enjoying the PDA, as was he…before the discovery that there was a photographer present documenting the occasion.

More alarming however is the facial hair…or lack thereof. Adam Brody apparently suffers from Ashton Kutcher’s Gary Affliction – the inability to grow an even goat or a beard, resulting in unsightly patches similar to those worn by Gary in the brilliant movie Team America World Police. See attached for comparison.

A little better than Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom, but not by much, non?
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