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Yesterday I got yelled at by fans of Alexander Skarsgard for 1. putting him 2nd to Taylor Kitsch and 2. pointing out his knock-knees. Click here to see.

Fans, you see, of anyone, they can never be entirely pleased.

Anyway, here’s Alexander Skarsgard - FIRST! - with Taylor Kitsch and the cast of Battleship at the Tokyo premiere. Did you see the new True Blood Season 5 trailer that played before Game Of Thrones on Sunday? They’re trying to tell me that this season will be about vampires. Only vampires? Because I am so over the sex goddesses and the weird faeries and the dead-raisers and whatever the f-ck other distractions that made the show so sh-tty the last 2 seasons.

If it’s vampires and only vampires, maybe I will start watching again. Could I love it again? Could I love him again? We’ve until June to decide.

The cast of 'Battleship', including Alexander Skarsgard, Brooklyn Decker, Taylor Kitsch, Rihanna, and Tadanobu Asano, attended the World Premiere in Tokyo.
Photo credits: Koki Nagahama/Getty

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