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Here’s 30 year old Ali Lohan trying to look like a teenager again at the Animals Fair Magazine Halloween Party last night. I think her costume was a cat. A skanky cat. A cat with a see through top showing off her abs and tacky ass acrylic nails.

Ali also appears to be borrowing her sister’s dirty face. Amazing.

Best part of course is that her pimp of a mother came along too, clearly having approved of the outfit. Word is, Dina is scrambling to hold together Ali’s career.

Apparently no one gives a sh-t. And rumour has it, every time she sees Miley or Selena or Demi, Ali throws a jealous tantrum and blames Lindsay for being born first.

Yay for child stardom!

Photos from Wenn.com and Splashnewsonline.com

Ali Lohan dresses up as an old skanky cat for Halloween supported by her hag of a mother Dina

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