Natalie Portman’s Lucy in the Sky premiered at TIFF last night and… there was an omission in the story. A major omission. An omission so offensive that people are in their feelings about it: it’s the diaper. You remember the astronaut in the diaper story, don’t you? She drove without stopping and put on a diaper so she could get in her love rival’s face that much quicker? Anyway, Natalie Portman does not wear a diaper. Joanna’s review of the film will be posted tomorrow so we’ll find out then if it really has that much cinematic value but for now, I LOVE Allison at Dlisted’s theory on why the diaper is missing and it has everything to do with Jon Hamm. (Dlisted)

Kate Bosworth has been serving a lot of street style lately and I do like this sweater she’s wearing, with the plaid in the centre of a black sweater but I feel like it would have popped more with jeans? (Go Fug Yourself) 

This story about Ashton Kutcher breaking his toe was such a letdown for me. If you’ve been visiting this site over the years, you know I love gross sh-t. So I would have wanted to see that toe and I would have wanted to watch him snap it back into place. Is that even possible? I have a friend who runs a lot, so much that her toe nails are always falling off. I just got a shiver down my spine – like gross and exhilarating at the same time. Anyway, whenever this happens, I want to see it, I want pictures. Because they are GNARLY. If you’re telling a gnarly story, you have to SHOW THE GNARLY! (Cele|bitchy) 

OK I love Tom Holland even more now. I love that he just casually mentions his “makeup artists” like it’s no big deal. I mean of course know that famous men have makeup on, like most of the time we see them, not just on set but on red carpets, but few of them are nonchalantly talking about their makeup artists, you know? (OMG Blog) 

DJ Khaled is the Father of Asahd. It’s an album, sure, but it’s also, like, who he is. The Father of Asahd, who produced the album. The Father of Asahd and the Mother of Asahd are expecting another child. What are we supposed to call him when the new child arrives? (TMZ)