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She’s perfect. And she glowed. And she lost to Tina Fey. Isn’t it an honour to lose to Tina Fey? I’d lose to Tina Fey every day and feel complete.

Check out America Ferrera in a black gown she was born to wear.

If she’s glowing it might be because she’s happy to be rid of Lindsay Lohan for now. America may have publicly expressed a positive assessment about working with the Lilo but my sources say, she was not privately appreciative of the Lohan’s personal…ummm…deliveries.

More on that later.

For now… enjoy the hair, enjoy the skin, enjoy her lush lips, and her healthy hips.

Don’t change America. Please don’t change.

Photos from Wenn.com

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