Dear Gossips,   

It’s dreary in Toronto and I got up in a funk. You know turned my mood around? Reliably, it was horny content. So on this Tuesday, we’re leading with horny celebrity content thanks to an artist who has consistently given us so much horny good work: Andrew Scott. 

 

First of all, I’m well aware of the worldwide thirst for Andrew + Paul Mescal, and there’s also big thirst still for Paul Mescal and Daisy Edgar-Jones from Normal People. And all three of them were at the Gucci show yesterday in London. 

 

Please note Andrew’s outfit – the low cut, the glistening skin, he’s inviting us to lust: 

Andrew Scott arrives at the Gucci Cruise 2025 Fashion Show at Tate Modern on May 13, 2024 in London, England
 

But not just visually. He’s doing it through audio too. Andrew just confirmed his new role yesterday and we don’t have to wait long. He’s playing Robb the Protector in a new series called The Queen’s Guard – on Quinn. If you’re not familiar with Quinn, it’s an audio erotica app, “made by women, for the world”. These are horny stories, narrated for you (at least those are the ones I’ve listened to, lol) where unlike an audio book, there is a plot but they put you right in it. And by “plot” I mean all the excuses they make to get you all horned up. 

 

Anyway, my point is there’s a new series launching and Andrew’s the star and he knows exactly what he’s doing, please enjoy the trailer: 

 

Quinn has been dropping hints about this and now it’s finally confirmed – this is the reveal we wanted! And it only adds to his growing popularity. This man’s career has never been hotter, starring in one of the most acclaimed films of 2023 (All Of Us Strangers), now in contention for an Emmy for his performance in Ripley, and still he’s out here signing up for projects specifically to help us masturbate. Because sexual health is health! And that is actually a part of Quinn’s ethos – I mean, of course, the main priority is pleasure but the understanding here is that pleasure and wellness are not mutually exclusive. Everyone’s pleasure and wellness, no matter what your sexual preference. This is ethical audio porn with a purpose. 

And now Andrew Scott is on board and here to help us achieve orgasm. THANK YOU, QUINN.

But mostly, in advance, thank you Andrew, looking forward to hearing you on May 16. 

Yours in gossip, 

Lainey