No Spanx in NOLA
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The Brange spent Thanksgiving in New Orleans but only allowed themselves to be photographed on Sunday when Angelina took Maddox shopping in the French quarter. As you can see, the Jolie has almost lost all her pregnancy weight. But having birthed the Chosen One and most recently the Holy Twins just 5 months ago, she doesn’t have rock hard abs. She’s also not bothering not hide her not rock hard abs… which humanises her a little?
Or not?
Point of this photo op?
Some rag, I think In Touch (?), is blasting on its new cover that she’s expecting again. She has already denied it. But a proof positive picture doesn’t hurt either. And especially over the holidays, spending family time just like other Americans. Right?
It’s December. Oscar hunting season begins in earnest.
Photos from Flynetonline.com
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