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Saturday night in New York, Angelina wore Versace to premiere The Changeling.

Saturday night in Vegas, Mariah Carey wore the same Versace to host a party.

One dress, two broads, and both in Spanx….who wins?

Oh Mimi. You never want to go head to head against the Jolaire.*

Mimi probably went Hello Kitty on her stylist’s ass. And deservedly so. It was a massive f&ck up. Challenge Angelina to a dress-off when she’s been in hiding for months?

Fail.

Photos from Wenn.com and Splashnewsonline.com

*Jolaire: Kristen Wiig’s first Target Lady skit on SNL. Amazing.

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