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I"m telling you - only she could make this sh*t work. Click here for her Shiseido ad and prepare to be mesmerised. And that"s the thing about Angelina Jolie, isn"t it? You know it"s bad, you know it"s practically Hoff Mimi all rolled in to one, and yet there she is, with that knockout face, that come hither expression, the "I know you want me" look, and it"s like … ok, so it"s cheesy…but who the f*ck cares when it"s Angelina Jolie?

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