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It all comes down to body type. This girl is clearly not made to be this thin. It warps her face and I can’t look at her for too long. She frightens me. The dress itself wasn’t horrible, it just wasn’t very flattering. But I take exception to those blinding bug eyes and the red lips. Doesn’t help that she has a pinhead and they decided to yank back all her hair, resulting in the most freakishly bizarre look of the evening. And while there may have been more serious fashion crimes on the carpet tonight, I’m giving this to Anne because it didn’t have to be like this. Someone so young, with so much promise, with so many workable attributes has no excuse for looking so bad. No excuse. Period.

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