They eat Japanese
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The Middle Vagina Virgin and Ashley Greene went out for dinner last night at Katsuya in Hollywood. Let’s call this is a pity post, because at this point, she was probably hoping for a lot more coverage about their relationship than has been given them so far. People.com wrote about it one day and then even they stopped caring. Maybe if it was 2008. But the Jonas is now no longer on the ascent. Then again, it’s not like Ashley Greene is Emma Watson.
Still, look at their hopeful faces, and his eager thighs - I mean they want it so badly it’s almost endearing.
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Perfect day for the pumpkin patch
So I guess they’re not getting back together then? Two days ago she announced they were separated. Today it’s been confirmed that Christina Aguilera has filed for divorce from Jordan Bratman. And then she took her kid to the pumpkin patch. There are photos. Oh this can onlyOlder
