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Jason Lewis is a hot quivering beast. SO hot. But word is, last night his eyes were buggin’ outta his head and according to more than a few people watching him navigate that carpet, he was “cranked up on something”. Indeed…I can barely see his pupils. He was supposedly also very … tactile. Especially at the afterparty. Rumour has it, Jason was particularly touchy with young Ashley Olsen who, curiously enough, was also feeling rather affectionate.

Hate what she wore last night. Like straight out of Dynasty, the only thing missing is shoulder pads. She"s gorgeous though. Definitely. Am all over the fresh face too. If not for the Gay Math age violation, they"d actually make a hot couple.

Photos from Wenn.com

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