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If you’ve been reading my site long enough, you should know what I mean: Ashton’s pathetic attempt at facial hair resembling Gary from Team America – here a patch, there a patch, STILL a patch, everywhere a patch patch…is there anything uglier than a patchy beard? Especially on someone so gorgeous? Why does he persist? Here are Ashton and Demi and I think that’s the little one – Tallulah…I think. Out and about in LA on a coffee run, apparently not wanting to be photographed. Shame really.Barely wearing any makeup at 44, looking younger than my 33 an- why spend all that money on such brilliant subtle surgery only to hide it behind a nonfat decaf caramal macchiato??? Source

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