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Two months ago I was singing his hot praises. Unfortunately, Ashton has now fallen back into the sh*tter. Because on Mr. Moore, hirsute is horrid. And hirsute has earned him the distinction of being named the Daily Ugly not once but twice. I don"t know why anyone would want to make a hairy face and look like Dominic Monaghan. And while I don"t particularly have anything against Dom - other than the fact that he"s dating Evangeline Lilly - he"s not exactly the most appetising fellow to look at, especially when he opens his mouth. Which is what makes Ashton"s doppelganger attempt that much more tragic. Said it before and I"ll say it again - there"ll be no digging for pleasure treasure until those pubey lookin" whiskers come OFF! Photo from JustJared.

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