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In many years for Ashton Kutcher.

He’s now officially single, having publicly humiliated and driven away Demi Moore with infidelity, Ashton was spotted in Berlin enjoying his freedom while in town for “business meetings”. That this f-cking loser is considered an entrepreneur...

It’s a joke is what it is.

Anyway, Ashton, when he’s not discussing business in Germany, has been seen in the company of several attractive women, one of whom reportedly looks like Demi Moore. He ended up going back to his apartment alone with her just before dawn.

It’s the kind of lifestyle he was missing while he (barely) honoured his committed to his wife. Between the ages of 25 to 33, Ashton was out of the game. And, well, now that he’s been cut loose, he’s making up for lost time. Can he please make up for lost time with Jennifer Lopez? One of my New Years wishes.

Ashton Kutcher out in Berlin with a friend

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